you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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