U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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