Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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