Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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