I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
the liver wants what the liver wants
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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