she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
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Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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