I cockslap morals
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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