i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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