so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
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I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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