yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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