He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
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I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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