Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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