weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
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how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
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I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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