I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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