Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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