hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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