Define "chronic" masturbator.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
where are you?
Hypothermia
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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