dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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