Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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