yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.