The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Do you have feelings for this penis?