Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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