I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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