Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
