Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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