Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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