I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize