awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
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The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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