Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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