i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
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9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
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Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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