i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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