the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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