I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
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She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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