I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Houston, we have a squirter
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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