Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
this boner is exhausting
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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