how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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