Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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