i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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