There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
is wine microwaveable?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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