i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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