Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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