how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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