he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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