Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I will pee on everything he values.
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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