3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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