Midget sex pt 2 tonight
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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