I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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