I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
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You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
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BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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