THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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