I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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