my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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