i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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