Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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