if i died would you start the facebook group?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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