Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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