the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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